I am professional at being umemployed

I have no idea what went wrong in my long stream of terrible jobs, but looking back on the whole thing is some kind of special torture. If it wasn't the economy, hiring freeze or whatever it was some boss that had to be the stupidest person I ever met, then there were the ones who outright repeatedly and methodically manipulated me. So here I am, again, unemployed. I am just about ready to dump the whole "corporate" thing and label it for the horrible abomination it is.